Once upon a time, there was a man who was very near-sighted. Everyone called him Big Near-Sighted. He had difficulty seeing objects at a distance. He bruised his nose one day when he tried to see a picture clearly. And when he wanted to close the window, he caught his eyebrow in the window. The worst result of his near-sightedness was that one time as he blew out the candles, his beard caught fire and was singed.

One day, when he was on his way to a wedding banquet, he got lost. So he asked someone standing beside him in a black hat for directions. That person didn’t say anything for a long time. He was very mad and told the person, “Fine! If you are so quiet, then I won’t tell you that your black hat has blown away!” What he was talking to was actually a Buddha statue with a crow perched on its head. The crow flew away when he shouted at the statue. Then he saw a black rope and a gold brick. He reached for the rope, but found it strange that the rope broke off. The black rope was actually an army of ants. Then he picked up the gold, and found that the brick was strangely soft. He smelled it and realized that it was actually a piece of a yam.

During the wedding reception, two men sitting across the table happened to be blind. One of them had a blind right eye, while the other had a blind left eye. They covered their blind eye with eye patches. With half of their face covered, the near-sighted man thought that he saw one person with a huge face. He asked the person sitting next to him, “Did you notice that the man sitting across from us has an extremely large face?” After he realized that he mistook two blind men for one, he was too embarrassed to say anything. So he buried his face in his bowl and concentrated on eating. He tried to pick up his food with his chopsticks, but he continued to pick up other people’s food or other people’s chopsticks. He was too afraid that he might hurt someone, so he asked the waiter to wrap up his food and let him take it home.

Finally he went home. He saw a tack on the wall, so he put his food bag on the tack. “Bang!” His food fell on the ground! There was no tack, it was a dragonfly. Now he was really pissed off. He hit the dragonfly really hard with his palm. “Ouch! That hurts!” This time, what he hit was no dragonfly. It was a real tack!

有一個人近視很深，大家都叫他近視眼，因為看不清楚的緣故，他想看畫卻把鼻子給撞傷，想關窗戶卻夾到眉毛，好笑的是，想吹蠟燭竟然把鬍子燒光了。

有一天，他要去喝喜酒卻迷路了，便向路旁戴著黑帽的路人問路，對方都不說話，氣得他說：「你不告訴我，我也不跟你說你的黑帽子被風吹走了！」其實是佛像上停著一隻烏鴉，一說話牠就飛走了。這時他看到地上有一條黑繩和一塊黃金，伸手拿繩子，奇怪繩子怎麼斷了，其實是螞蟻大軍，接著把黃金拿起來，怎麼軟軟的，拿近一聞才知道是蕃薯。

吃喜酒時，他的對面分別坐著瞎左眼和瞎右眼的人，碰巧他們都把瞎眼遮起來，他就小聲問隔壁的人：「對面那位先生的臉怎麼那麼大？」後來知道自己看錯，臉紅到不行，只好低頭吃飯，沒想到，夾菜時又夾到別人的菜或筷子，甚至夾到別人的手，他只好把菜打包回家吃。

好不容易回到家，看到牆上有根釘子，便把袋子往上一掛，「碰！」袋子掉到地上，原來是隻蜻蜓，滿肚子火的他，想打蜻蜓出氣，用力往牆上一打，「啊！痛死我了！」這次打到的不是蜻蜓，是真的釘子。